I believe I may or may not have heard or dreamed some, none, or all of these understated and obliviously inspirational exaggerations in past or future heartfelt schemes devised to obtain some form of support for critically insignificant undertakings pregnant with bureaucracy:

• To take the next step we must make some sense of understanding and then leap the gaps to move ahead
• We are one as we are individual thinkers of one mind composed of many thoughts that will independently gel and create a great wisdom for us all.
• Like the friendly dogs and great philosophers of ancient Greece we can learn much from thinking and barking and wagging tails.
• To cover a wart with black shoe polish and then rub salt in it, only serves to dull the sheen.
• The wheel goes round and round as Life swims against the currency of time; so slow down and take purchase of the moment.
• Like language from another country that is foreign to our eyes and ears, our minds and our hearts must be diligent to sniff out meaning that will not leave the bad taste of a foul tongue.
• Be wary of the big burrito as it is afraid and difficult to digest.
• To prove the existence of goodness one must see the goodness of existence; for without these things Life would be less meaningful.
• I sit under the kitchen light of reason because thunder never booms twice if there's no one under the fallen forest trees crying out for help; and if there is, I am always here to help.
• We can do this! Whether you are with me or not, we can pull together as a team and refuse to not not let this get done. We can do this!
• Gold is only a color; unless it is a metal - then it is both.
• I, (like all of humanity), have weakness to cross and bear, and I, (like no one and everyone), bask in the hot-blooded glory of sunshine on a cool, mossy boulder signifying the gratification of effort well-conceived, a job well-concluded, and its rewards well-concealed.
• To delve the depths of my profundity so I can better interpret, comprehend, and explain to you the ways of the world is a thankless job that you need not thank me for, but one day soon you will appreciate my exalted insights and express your gratitude.
• I may run for office.