I don't know the answers. Each week I stumble around in the dark in hopes that I may accidentally run into one or two, but often I realize, I didn't even know the questions. So this week in recognition of elusive answers, unknown questions, and the inconsistencies, contradictions, and misunderstandings that often accompany reflective thought and discussion, I have presented below some inarguable truths.

Nonsensorationanities:

1. The sumbilicus of imperilous numblings is discontentiously propententional to the conduocity of randociferously chided stimulicensuality.
2. Irraucous relevocatious disharlarities destablish fortohere unnounceable herbiage and other indeliveracities of redoubious kerictage.
3. Finessitude contratrumps folkalization of cervyhicular hormonyical foodeliousness. Irreguardion, I still deprogate necities to flom.
4. Accumulactational dismamorosities decollectionally misconervate hairacious blastfemurs causting untolled leavings and gongs.
5. Incompetentional creactivity counter-conduits frost-free feng-shuiality and mis-disses irrecontrivable looming family heirarchities.
6. Excrementally-speaking, the ponderfluous nature of my vocularities contracedes the maxemenema whelmanacity of your bobulemfatic vacuocity.